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The Khaleej Times is reporting that some store is selling underwear with bible verses printed on them and the names of God and Jesus are visible (as in "For God so loved the world…). I have to ask, has Jesus become some sort of turn-on for people? I’m trying to understand why there would be underwear with printed bible verses. I can think of two reasons although neither one of them makes much sense.

The come-on could be for people that are turned on by seeing or reading bible verses. While I’ve never encountered this fetish in person I’m sure that such a thing must exist. Why do I say that? Well, if you can think it then somebody else already has and set up a webcam to show everyone else how erotic it is. Anyway, if the intention of printing bible verses on underwear is to heighten sexual arousal in certain individuals I think it fails. You have to remove the underwear in order to have sex, thus removing said bible verses from the field of vision. I think that if you’re trying to sell a product to this crowd it needs to be more along the lines of a pair of glasses with some text on the inside of the lenses that only the wearer can read. Problem solved for scripture fetishists.

The only other reason I can think of to print bible verses on underwear is to provide some sort of protection to the wearer. The problem I have with this though is that only your genitals are protected. What good does that do you if you happen to like having a head or arms? While I understand the want for protection I think this sort of thing is only good as extra protection. In order for the holy underwear to provide extra protection you must be wearing outer clothes with bible verses printed on them as well and as far as I can tell you wouldn’t be able to wear short sleeves. Also, your head would have to be completely covered and this would make it difficult to see. Unless you cut holes in your holy garment and wore the glasses that I talked about earlier.

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Yes, it’s true. Some people have too much time on their hands. I’m not sayin’ it’s not funny.

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Jesus Virgen and Mary Jane have been caught. Jesus is said to have been in possession of an AK-47 at the time of the arrest. Is this for real?

The Jesus Christ Arcade has a couple of Jesus-related Flash games. I only played two but there’s seven or eight others as well.

Myth Hunt – this game is like Duck Hunt for the NES, shoot the flying Jesus or risk ridicule from a giggling Jesus. My aim is terrible.

Super Jesus – a side-scrolling Jesus must use his laser vision to shoot down terrorist planes. This game moves quic, too quick for my old bones.

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Have you ever gotten a homeless person confused with Jesus? This game will help you sharpen up your skills.

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While I appreciate the ACLU and think they are VERY necessary I think they can go too far sometimes. Here we have someone that was informed that praying was okay, but not in the name of Jesus because it is probably offending someone. Listen, praying of any sort at a public meeting with government officials shouldn’t happen, it’s called the separation of Church and State. Instead of coming down on the guy for praying in Jesus’ name they should be focusing their resources on more life-and-death matters, or protesting prayer at public meetings. I am appalled at the lack of separation of Church and State in our government and I don’t believe that Christian extremists should be running things, it is against our Constitution and nobody seems to care.

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It could just be me, but I think that Jesus doesn’t give a flyin’ flip about this guy’s winning golf stroke. "This is for you Jesus" are the words that the golfer supposedly thought as he made his shot and I wonder if Jesus, busy being the Son of God and running things while the Old Man is away on business, stopped what he was doing and looked down with admiration. I think ending world hunger or creating peace on Earth would be more appropriate to dedicate to Jesus but maybe this guy knows something that I don’t.

Getting struck by lighting on a golf course is very common, are we getting mixed messages from Above?

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