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MTV and Jesus

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 13th, 2006

According to this article, MTV has a new show called “Popetown.” Seems like the story centers around a priest that has to take care of the Pope (or something like that.) Everything was going fine with the article until the end when the author, one Mandy Stolzfus, accused Muslims of being insane killers.

I have this to say to Ms. Stolzfus: You are an ass, a big retarded ass. Take your white-supremacy lovin’ Christian self and throw it over the nearest cliff. It’s because of people like you that idiotic wars start, like the damn holy war that our President seems hellbent on continuing. Hey lady, Christians have killed more people in the world than the Muslims have, think about that the next time you’re in church eating your bread and water.

What would Jesus eat?

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 12th, 2006

According to the Denver Post, he would stick with a kosher Mediterranean diet. You know, fruits, vegetable, whole grains, olive oil, stuff like that. Looks like those cattle ranchers in Texas have the wrong idea…

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Poll says that the majority of adults in NJ believe in the ressurection

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 12th, 2006

The poll also states that Protestants were more likely to believe than Catholics. Read more about it here.

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Fake Jesus can’t heal boy’s snakebites

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 11th, 2006

Here’s a sad story of a family that lost their son because of a quack that proclaimed to be Jesus. Remember folks, the Lord helps those that help themselves, if you are seriously hurt or injured please seek proper medical attention and don’t let your faith be the death of you (or your loved ones).

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Tonto’s son has organized Pow Wow for Jesus

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 11th, 2006

The guy that is the son of the guy that played Tonto on television is organizing a Pow Wow for Jesus, set to take place in June. If you find yourself in North Carolina during June 24th and 25th go check it out. It’s a country gospel concert and tickets are twenty bucks.

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Swearing, abusive Jesus

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 7th, 2006

Ever wake up and feel like getting verbally abused by Jesus? Your wait is over.

Jesus asked to be betrayed?

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 6th, 2006

A recently discovered document, dubbed "Gospel of Judas," shows that perhaps Jesus asked to be betrayed. Probably not going to endear Judas to anybody but I can’t wait to take a look at. The LA Times has more.

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