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Hils tells it like it is. Of course, we already knew that Jesus would be a criminal in today’s world…he’s brown (unlike the pictures of him in America that show him as white with blue eyes), he travels in a gang (different states have different laws for what counts as a gang but thirteen guys walking down the street is a gang no matter what state you live in), and he has a beard. Boom, instant terrorist.

If I’m to understand this correctly, we should just do nothing about the troubles in Iraq because when Jesus comes back things will be just fine. I like that plan. It puts a tremendous burden on Jesus while freeing up everyone else to pursue their own thing. Sweet deal.

I’m not really sure why, but some group in Bogota is going to remove a picture of Jesus from a holy shrine and put him at the head of an abortion march. You can read more here.

Well, according to this article he would if he were Australian. If he were in the US I think he would probably vote the same way. Although…hmm, there are a lot of people in parties on the opposite side of “right” that don’t really believe in Jesus. I don’t know if Jesus would vote for a party that didn’t officially believe in him. I mean…if the numbers were there then sure, why not?