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Emails from Jesus

Posted in Jesus On The Web on April 18th, 2006

Yes, it’s true. Some people have too much time on their hands. I’m not sayin’ it’s not funny.

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Jesus caught by U.S. Marshals

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 17th, 2006

Jesus Virgen and Mary Jane have been caught. Jesus is said to have been in possession of an AK-47 at the time of the arrest. Is this for real?

More Jesus games

Posted in Jesus On The Web on April 17th, 2006

The Jesus Christ Arcade has a couple of Jesus-related Flash games. I only played two but there’s seven or eight others as well.

Myth Hunt - this game is like Duck Hunt for the NES, shoot the flying Jesus or risk ridicule from a giggling Jesus. My aim is terrible.

Super Jesus - a side-scrolling Jesus must use his laser vision to shoot down terrorist planes. This game moves quic, too quick for my old bones.

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Homeless or Jesus?

Posted in Jesus On The Web on April 17th, 2006

Have you ever gotten a homeless person confused with Jesus? This game will help you sharpen up your skills.

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The ACLU hates Jesus

Posted in Jesus in Politics on April 17th, 2006

While I appreciate the ACLU and think they are VERY necessary I think they can go too far sometimes. Here we have someone that was informed that praying was okay, but not in the name of Jesus because it is probably offending someone. Listen, praying of any sort at a public meeting with government officials shouldn’t happen, it’s called the separation of Church and State. Instead of coming down on the guy for praying in Jesus’ name they should be focusing their resources on more life-and-death matters, or protesting prayer at public meetings. I am appalled at the lack of separation of Church and State in our government and I don’t believe that Christian extremists should be running things, it is against our Constitution and nobody seems to care.

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Golfing for Jesus

Posted in Jesus In The News on April 17th, 2006

It could just be me, but I think that Jesus doesn’t give a flyin’ flip about this guy’s winning golf stroke. "This is for you Jesus" are the words that the golfer supposedly thought as he made his shot and I wonder if Jesus, busy being the Son of God and running things while the Old Man is away on business, stopped what he was doing and looked down with admiration. I think ending world hunger or creating peace on Earth would be more appropriate to dedicate to Jesus but maybe this guy knows something that I don’t.

Getting struck by lighting on a golf course is very common, are we getting mixed messages from Above?

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Jesus the business man

Posted in Uncategorized on April 17th, 2006

Here’s an interesting article on the business practices of Jesus. The author notes that while Jesus only had three years to build his brand (Jesus began preaching at the age of 30 and was crucified at 33) he has built an impressive community of followers. Think about it…three years of work, a little dying on a cross, fast forward two thousand years and note the millions (billions?) of his followers.

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