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Jesus to enter fewer hearts this year

Jesus has announced that he will be cutting down on the number of people whose heart he enters. He also mentioned a mandatory six month waiting period for "inebriated, divorced, unemployed, imprisoned, or blue-state people." I wonder if Jesus knows about out-sourcing…

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2 Responses to “Jesus to enter fewer hearts this year”

  1. wally Says:
    April 10th, 2006 at 2:36 am

    wonderfull blog ty God Bless.:)

  2. Drew Says:
    April 10th, 2006 at 5:29 pm

    Thanks Wally! A great way to thank me would be to link to me and tell your friends!

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