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Hils tells it like it is. Of course, we already knew that Jesus would be a criminal in today’s world…he’s brown (unlike the pictures of him in America that show him as white with blue eyes), he travels in a gang (different states have different laws for what counts as a gang but thirteen guys walking down the street is a gang no matter what state you live in), and he has a beard. Boom, instant terrorist.

The best part of the article is “Hospital superiors felt that a patient may get the wrong idea if they are told ‘Jesus will be coming soon.’” More here.

Here’s my problem with this story…chances are that since he’s working in a hospital his name is Jesus (pronounced Hey Soos) which sounds nothing like how it is pronounced when discussing Jesus of the Bible (Gee Zus). So is the short article a come on? I have no idea.

That crafty ol’ Jesus is at it again. This time he is appearing in some drywall and people just can’t get enough of it.

I have a sort of Jesus sighting category that may also interest you.

If I’m to understand this correctly, we should just do nothing about the troubles in Iraq because when Jesus comes back things will be just fine. I like that plan. It puts a tremendous burden on Jesus while freeing up everyone else to pursue their own thing. Sweet deal.

This guy is crying because Jesus isn’t allowed in school but liberal teaching is. Yeah, why bother separating Church and State? Let’s force everyone to believe in One God, that’ll clear things up. Just look at the Middle East…

There’s a new Jesus novel available, titled “Jesus: A Novel.” The reviewer here seems to think that it’s a good read, go check it out.

Middle East Online is reporting that the Al-Azhar, the highest authority in Sunni Islam, is rejecting a movie being filmed in Egypt that depicts the life of Jesus. The producer of the film believes that they have no right to interfere with the film.