Jesus Poll – Action Figure – Results
The results from the Random Jesus Poll that I did here are in. Out of a whopping five votes, yes, FIVE (woo-hoo, somebody cared!) an overwhelming majority of eighty percent (80%) voted that Jesus casting Legion into a herd of pigs would make the best action figure. The other twenty percent (20%) of you (that’s actually just one vote) said that Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead would make for a better action figure.
From this data we can easily extrapolate that the majority of people on earth would rather see some demon shit-kicking than a measly ol’ ressurection. In your face Jesus, we loves us some exorcism!